Quotes

Star Wars Cast:

Jess: "Captain Furball," Trianii acquisition specialist

Suzy: Princess Sophia, Mirialan royal

Brian: Smegmoto Piropismo, human Rebel special operations soldier

R2-B0B, Astromech droid, party NPC

 

Some Assembly Required

Sophia:  I don't have anything that doesn't use batteries! (While trying to figure out how to get weapons past a weapons detector)

 

R2-B0B: Pat my dome again and you'll pull back a stump!

Furball: Why did we get a mean R2 unit? Why couldn't we have a nice one like R2-D2?

 

The Truth (note: This adventure is played as an extended RP encounter with all other encounters staged as flashbacks)

Furball: (Upon seeing a large space yacht) That things probably got a spa! I could clog the filter in that, and wouldn't have to lick my *** for a week!

 

GM: As you approach the stone pillars you spot two scout troopers on speeder bikes riding in from the east.

Sophia: (to Furball) Look! two scout troopers on speeder bikes riding in from the east!

Furball: (flashback to courtroom) As we approached the stone pillars we spotted two scout troopers on speeder bikes riding in from the east.

 

Suzy: What? All the Empire guys talked British, so it might be "Your Majesty!"

 

Dungeons and Dragon Cast:

Jess: Benn, Human Assassin

Suzy: Shinarra, Eladrin Druid

Mark: Zanne "Chauncy" Dracoawesome, Dragonborn Paladin

Heather: Isa, Deva Wizard

Death of a Dwarf Preist

Benn: Was he ****ing anyone's wife?

Isa: Dude, we're in a church. Lingo!

Benn: Right, sorry. Was he ****ing anyone's spouse?